"What is shipping?"
Dr. Harleen Frances Quinzel
Take no shit
If only this was a socially acceptable way to deal with assholes in the world today…
Mandy doesn’t have time for your bullshit today. She has work to do, ma’am.
do you ever check how much time there’s left of an episode just to make sure they won’t stop there
THE SHEET IS MADE OUT OF WOOD TOO
Wendell Castle, Ghost Clock. 1985
THAT IS MAHOGANY
'May I just add, Mr. Lipwig, that behind you there is a door. If at any time in this interview you feel you wish to leave, you have only to step through it and you will never hear from me again.'
Moist filed that under ‘Deeply Suspicious.’
- Terry Pratchett - Going Postal (via faerionette)